Afroman Because I Got High For President!

uhhhhhhhhhh….Parental Warning: Lyrics Contain Adult Content

Afroman For President Press Release

My Fellow Americans,

There comes a time in the course of human events when change must be affected. That time is now. Americans are suffering, and the status quo is no longer acceptable.

Inflation is out of control. The economy is in shambles. The housing market is staggering. Politicians are corrupt. Bad apples are allowed to remain in law enforcement, amongst our noble and brave officers. Medicinal plants are criminalized, while pharmaceutical companies enrich themselves on chemicals with unknown side effects. The media sows the seeds of hatred 24 hours a day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year. They attempt to divide based on race, religion, gender, sexual preference, and every other category that they can think of.

We need a candidate that is truly elected by the people, and for the people. We need a man that can step up and lead with a firm hand. The people are starved for a Commander in Chief, that leads from a place of love and not hate. In these dark times, we need a leader that truly embodies the American dream.

My candidate IS the American Dream. Who better to lead in criminal justice reform, than a man who has traveled through the complete metamorphosis of the justice system? A man who entered juvenile hall as a tadpole, and hopped out of prison as a bullfrog, and is still the American Dream. The most rejected, disrespected, when he went for a job he was never selected, and is still The American Dream. The acceptable reject. The original Hungry Hustler. A representative of the blue state of California, and the red state of Mississippi. Our Cannabis Commander in Chief. Our Pot Head of State. Who better to hold the highest office in the land, than the highest and flyest playa in the game? He is for the black man, Mexican, even poor white, all human beings that have no rights. So put down your past, and pick up your future.

It is my immense honor and pleasure to formally announce Afroman as an independent candidate for President of the United States of America. 🇺🇸

– Jason Savage // Campaign Manager

Editors Note: Can I vote now?

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Because I Got High Lyrics

It’s like I dont care about nothing man…
Roll another blunt…
Ooohh
La da da da la da da la la da da

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)

‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could’a cheated and I could’a
Passed but I got high (uh uh la la da da)
I’m takin’ it next semester and I know why (why man?) (hey hey)

‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high (ohh, ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high (la da da da da)
Now I’m selling dope and I know why (why man?)

‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you wasn’t)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?)(yeah eh eh)

‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn’t gonna run from the cops but I was high (uh, I’m serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (uh)
Now I’m a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)

‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn’t gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin’ away and I know why (why man)

‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I’m serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high
Now I’m jackin’ off (ahh) and I
Know why (turn this shit off, ha ha ha)

‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I
Got high (say what say what say what?)
Now I’m sleepin’ on the side walk and I know why (why man?)
(Yeah yeah)

‘Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I’ma stop singing this song because
I’m high (raise the ceiling… baby)
I’m singing this whole thing wrong because I’m high (bring it back)
And if I don’t sell one copy, I’ll know why (why man?) (yeah eh eh)

Cause I’m high
Cause I’m high
Cause I’m high

La la da da da da la da da da
Shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
Get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa ’cause
I’m high, ’cause I’m high, ’cause I’m high

Yo my name is Afroman and I’m from East Palmdale (east Palmdale)
And all this jail weed I be smokin’
Is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don’t believe in hittin’ that’s what I said. Yes! (oh my goodness)
So all of you skins please give me more head… muhwahahaha muh fuck

A E I O U (a e i o u) and sometimes W (hahahahaha)

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Joseph Foreman

Because I Got High lyrics © Universal Music Corp., Afroman Music